ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

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disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

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I finally bought the Samsung Galaxy S4 yesterday to replace my shitty Droid 2 Global and let me just brag for a second about how amazing the S4’s battery life is!

My Droid 2 Global’s battery lasted me a good 3 hours (if I was lucky) when it was fully charged. Awful, I know. T_T But I charged my S4 to 100% and unplugged the charger last night at 11 pm, and it took until 11:30 tonight for the battery percentage to get down to 15%! I used wifi most of the day and kept the brightness really low, but I used it constantly (texting, camera, Instagram, etc.) sooo I’m really happy with my phone choice :3

GOOD RIDDANCE, DROID 2 GLOBAL.

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onefitmodel:

pretty much my favourite commercial ever ft. strong ladies taking nobody’s bullshit (x)

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES

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I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.

— Natalie Portman  (via cityyandcolour)

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heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

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